Best Funny Merry Christmas Wishes in English 2020

Best Funny Merry Christmas Wishes in English 2020

Best Funny Merry Christmas Wishes in English 2020

1 ] I hope your smile is as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Best wishes to you and lots of best wishes. happy Christmas!

2 ] I hope Santa will fill our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know that's what you hope for. I wish you a Merry Christmas!

3 ] As long as I have my presentations at my door, you are allowed a terrible Christmas. have a great time!

4 ] I just wanted you to know that you have no chance of ending Santa's good list this year. Happy Christmas to you!

5 ] Some people have a great year in their lives and some years have bad people. Feeling sorry yet? Joking May you have a Merry Christmas!

6 ] I tried hard to make sure you were good all year. Instead, my offers to me to be your friend were canceled!

7 ] I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so that you could fly and disappear from the Earth forever. Joking Merry Christmas!

8 ] You know your life is worthless when you have to wait all year for Santa to bring you some gifts because apparently, no one cares to present you.

9 ] This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you will spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you forget completely!

10 ] I wish you a very good Christmas. I can see that you have a great decoration there. But I think your credit card bill will not be as attractive as your decoration!

11 ] An important Christmas rule; You can eat all the sweet candy until you forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!

12 ] You can avoid the priest's boring speech in the church and join me in the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!

13 ] Christmas is a season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year would have disappeared and you wouldn't even know it. how awesome!

14 ] Every Christmas everyone wishes, that's why no one's wish is ever fulfilled! Merry Christmas is only practice! Merry Christmas!

15 ] You are too young to go to a club and a drink and too old to expect a gift from Santa. In fact, you just don't fit into the joy of Christmas!

16 ] I don't know if you know it or not, but you're getting thicker than Santa Claus. Even Santa will threaten you for being so fat! Merry Christmas!

17 ] Christmas is not only for praying and praising but also for drinking and messing up, Merry Christmas!

18 ] Santa was looking at a long-standing painting of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, Santa asked what you were doing and he replied: Waiting for Autumn.

19 ] Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more enjoyable than anywhere. We start drinking alcohol early. And while everyone else is watching only one Santa Claus, we will be watching six or seven.

20 ] Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it until the credit card bill arrives!

21 ] I have finally found the true meaning of Christmas, it is for those who cannot celebrate Christmas!

22 ] Santa told me that you are very good this year, I told him that it is just lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!

23 ] Please allow Jesus to come to church at Christmas and bless the people, if he sees you there he cannot be. So come here and have a party with me, Merry Christmas for you!

24 ] I think Santa should have veterans instead of fictitious dwarfs so that he can have a fast production of gifts. Have a fun Christmas!

25 ] A Christmas reminder: Do not try to borrow any money from the elves; they are always a little bit smaller! Merry Christmas!

26 ] Dear Santa, if you promise to be good and give me everything on your list, then I promise to kill you those poison cookies that you just ate. Thank you.

27 ] Every time I see you, I think Santa. You have a lot of things with that big, fat, silly person except for that long, white beard. Merry Christmas dear!

28 ] You are a huge blessing in my life (just over 200 pounds !!). I'm glad you didn't fall directly from the sky on me. Merry Christmas!

29 ] I have written to Santa acknowledging that I have been mischievous throughout this year and all this has happened because of you. Now, I await Santa's answer. Merry Christmas!

30 ] Christmas was postponed because I did not receive my late-night kisses. So, if you want to celebrate Christmas, you have to hug me as a punishment. Merry Christmas!

31 ] Your name is missing from Santa's mischievous and nice list. So, I asked him to find your name on his beautiful list. I'm sure he'll get there!

32 ] Christmas is about spending time with good people. So make sure you spend a full day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!

33 ] I hope that when Santa arrives at midnight, he wraps you in a box as my Christmas present! This would make a perfect Christmas for me this year!

34 ] Until you forget to brush your teeth, your Christmas can be spent eating candies and cakes. Merry Christmas to you!

35 ] Only and only one rule to follow this Christmas; Don't drink too much if I'm not there to take you home! Merry Christmas!

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